Domestic Violence memes

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?