How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
what movie does an orphan hate?
spider man far from home
Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
