Do jokes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Memes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.