Do jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Memes
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?