Do jokes
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Memes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).