Diss jokes

Trophy

    • It's about bottling.

    It's about crying.

    I stay finished, I fake retire.

    Put in the diving.

    Put in the ghosting

    And take my fake trophies.

    Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

    My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

    I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

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    • People

    • To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

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    • Orphan

    • I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

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    • Diss memes

    Diss track

    • WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

    You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

    Rap

    • I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

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    • Roblox

    • One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

    Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

    Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

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    • Diss track

    • It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

    A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

    Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

    "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

    Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

    "Explain."

    Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

    Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

    Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

    Sus 4: I eat bricks.

    Police: I know who.

    RiceGum: Who?

    Police: ITS-

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    Notice anything in the number crowd?

    Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.

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    • Diss memes

    Community talk

    • Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

    • I made this and ik there are lots of errors, but I made it for people who need to hear something, don't mind the speling errors but hope it helps someone.

    we just met i know but killing yourself makes pain for other people like you mom dad idk if you got siblings but you killing yourself makes the problem bigger this is for you also leaving this work forcefully is not worth ti and will make others follow also idk… Read more

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