Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn鈥檛 spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
