Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn鈥檛 spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn鈥檛 know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can鈥檛 deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
