imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her βKatie, Iβm sorry to have to tell you that your parents didnβt survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimerβs disease.β Katie replies βwell at least my parents will look after meβ
What is a mad cow disease
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race bud, different evolution" "SIX FEET AWAY,OMNI! SIX FEET A W A Y!-"
