I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it :D
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
