Dis jokes

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!