Dis jokes

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I got jealous when my phone died.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.