Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Dis Jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
