Dis jokes
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Memes
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.