Dick's jokes
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
My dick itches.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Ur dick.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
I suck dick.
*funny joke about dicks*
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.