Dick's jokes

Dick

  • I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

    Dick

  • When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

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  • Pirate

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

    The bartender asks him why.

    And the pirate says:

    "Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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  • Dad

  • Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

    Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

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  • Dick

  • My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

    Cancer

  • What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

    A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

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