Diana jokes
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.