Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Diana Jokes
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
