Diana jokes
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.