Diana jokes
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.