Diana jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.