Diana jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.