Deployment jokes

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

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Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Fall

Bomb.

Couy.