Deployment jokes

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Humanity.

iran

BIDEN!