Deployment jokes
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
FAKE but funny
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Humanity.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
