Deity jokes

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

ICH BIN GOTT.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Why is the elephant headed God the true God?

Because he doesn't exist!

A true God would be godless himself.

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.