Deity jokes

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD