Deity jokes

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD