Deity jokes

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD