why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)
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The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
