Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
