Death

Death jokes

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

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  • I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

    One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

    I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

    Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

    That's what happened to my dog.

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    R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

    Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

    No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

    Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?