When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
