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What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.

How does Hellen Keller smell. Pretty bad she's dead!

I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead

What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he's dead

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.

1 baby on 10,000 trees.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years. But don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!

My god my egg jokes are eggcellent

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”