Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass

whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Whats the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red Ferrari in my car