Dead Baby jokes
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.