Dead Baby jokes
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.