What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes
Write a different of onions and dead baby
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
