Dead Baby

Dead Baby jokes

Lamborghini

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Baby

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

Baby

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...