Dead Baby jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...