What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
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whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my Garage.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
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How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
