Dead Baby jokes
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.