What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my Garage.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
