Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby -end joke-
