Dead Baby jokes
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.