Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

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What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.