Dead Baby jokes

What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?

Two dead babies in an acid bath.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?

My dick.

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.