Dead Baby jokes

What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?

Two dead babies in an acid bath.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?

My dick.

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.