Dark jokes

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”

The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”

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  • How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

    What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

    Dark humor never dies!

    A man was taking a young child into the woods.

    The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."

    The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."

    How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

    My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

    How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

    Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...

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  • Friend: How dark is your humor?

    Me: .....it...

    Friend: No

    Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

    Friend: Why are you like this?

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.