Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
