Daily life jokes

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.