20+ Best Daily Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

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The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows Drake with a disgusted look, holding his hand up as if to block something. The top right panel has the text "daily motivation." The bottom left panel shows Drake smiling and pointing, as if agreeing. The bottom right panel has the text "daily meme".

Rent

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Halloween

Do you hear what I hear? | Daily Spooktober Meme #3

A four-panel meme featuring a skeleton. In the first panel, a skeleton lies on the ground with text "sshshhhhh...". In the second panel, another skeleton looks up with the text "You hear that?". In the third panel, the skeleton says "It's the sound of...". In the fourth panel, the skeleton's eyes glow red with laser beams, and the image is 'deep-fried' with text "...Halloween".

Spooktober

HAPPY SPOOKTOBER EVERYONE!!! | DAILY SPOOKTOBER MEME #1

The meme features a character from the Call of Duty video game, Captain Price or Ghost, with a skull superimposed over their face. The top text reads "no one: not a soul: 12 AM October 1st:". The bottom text, overlaid on the image, reads "bravo six, going spooky". This is a variation of the "Bravo Six, going dark" meme.

Skeleton

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Meme

Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".

Man

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

Calcium

GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."

Attention

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Spooktober

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

Masturbation

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Schedule

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Reality

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Tweet

Hydration

daily reminder

Three cartoon frogs are shown in a row. The first frog looks sad. The second frog is drinking from a water bottle. The third frog is giving a thumbs up. Below the frogs, the text says: "Don't forget to drink water so you can stay HYDRATED while you SUFFER."

Animal

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Budget

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

Pedophile

A screenshot of a social media post with the top text: "i believe they should be a part of the prison community". Below it is a news article preview from The Daily Caller titled "Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community". The accompanying image shows an adult's hands resting on the shoulders of a young child who is visibly upset and crying.

Spending

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

September 11

Even my school is making the jokes lmao

An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."

Jokes

Teacher

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

Emo kid

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

Apple

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.