Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
why do orphans go to church cus there they have a father
I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
r u a marry, cus ur my mother
Why do kids like bannas? cus they like doing the nana
Why cant homeless people but a house
CUS THEY LIVE ON THE STREETS
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell? 'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
are you a bullet cus *gets shot*
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j
