Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
