why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
The 3 life rules 1. 2. 3. oh there are no rules cus u have no life
Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane cus it's going up
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
ima start callin these hoes roosters cus any cock-A-do
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
