What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Like if u cry everytime.
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
