How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
