Crude humor jokes

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.