Crude humor jokes

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Penis, peepee, poopoo!

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.