Crude humor jokes

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

cock, cock, and cum

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.