Crude humor jokes

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

cock, cock, and cum

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."