Crude humor jokes

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

cock, cock, and cum

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.