Crude humor jokes

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"