Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
Why did the bus cross the road.
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
