Crime

Crime Jokes

Worker

Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?

A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.

Rape

Rape is always unequivocally wrong.

Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.

Michael Jackson

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

Song

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Shooting

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Priest

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.