Crime fighting jokes

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."