"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
Being a orphan is crazy and fuck gay people
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat
Mickey: I want a divorce! Minney: Are you fricking crazy? Mickey: No, im fricking daisy!
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍 I can't help it images look crazy vut oil is soooooo cute
