My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, & some actually cover your butt when you need them..
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
