My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
