A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I LICK COWS FOR MY MOTHER
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
why do cows die cues they are to beef
what do u call a gay cow? a gay cow.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
What did the indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
