Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
stop making moo jokes they’re s annoying
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
No silly cows go moo
My sis a fat cow
YO MAMA SO FAT.COW
Yo mama so fat.COW
yo mama so fat. COW
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
I call my sister a “fat cow” and she asks me, “Want to hear a joke”? I say, “Sure”. She says, “You are the joke”.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The MILKY way!!!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre