Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Where do cows go to entertainment.

The MOOOOvie theater

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally hereโ€™s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

stop making moo jokes theyโ€™re s annoying

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Knock knock

Cow goes

No silly cows go moo

My sis a fat cow


Yo mama so fat.COW

yo mama so fat. COW

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

I call my sister a โ€œfat cowโ€ and she asks me, โ€œWant to hear a jokeโ€? I say, โ€œSureโ€. She says, โ€œYou are the jokeโ€.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

  • The MILKY way!!!


Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: โ€œHomework!โ€

a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and thatโ€™s why we adopted you.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser

where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre