what do you call a cow that fell

ground beefffffff — Aaron

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What’s the third?


One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?

Ground Beef

Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie

What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

What do you call a cow with NO legs ground beef

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies

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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can’t really have religions)

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake

What are cow jokes considered?


What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

What do you call a cow that doesn’t stop shaking?

A milkshake