Hump a vow it makes a cow

there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn’t

hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.

Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments

What did a fat cow give you. Homework

How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!

Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.

y was the cow afraid?

He was a cow-herd

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef-stroking-off

Why do cows wear bells Because their horns don’t work

What’s another name for a cow? You… cause your fat.

What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.

What cow can part water? Mooses

What do you call a cow that is secret?


What did the cow say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a two legged cow? Lean Beef