There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

9 comments

D

Pfffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!! Spat juice out me nose!!!!

L

BEST JOPKE EVER

X

I'm actually crying. That has to be the funniest thing ever! XD '

E

Why would you say something like that about an innocent cow or calf when if that happened in real life. It could really damage the brain. How would you like it if that happened to you. You would not like it would you. So apparently you are a cruel and pathetic person.

L

Shut up emma

B

It's a freaking joke Emma!!!! Why are you discriminating him if you decided to look at the jokes yourself, that's why it's called a MORBID JOKE!!! Your a pathetic freaking loser if you are saying how bad of a person he is. Assumers like you get now where in life.

Y

OMFG THAT IS THE BEST JOKE EVER XDXDXD

B

Emma wtf are you on a morbid joke site if you are going to get triggered like a femminist?

x

so funny

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