There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Comments (39)

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Pfffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!! Spat juice out me nose!!!!

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BEST JOPKE EVER

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I'm actually crying. That has to be the funniest thing ever! XD '

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Why would you say something like that about an innocent cow or calf when if that happened in real life. It could really damage the brain. How would you like it if that happened to you. You would not like it would you. So apparently you are a cruel and pathetic person.

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Shut up emma

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It's a freaking joke Emma!!!! Why are you discriminating him if you decided to look at the jokes yourself, that's why it's called a MORBID JOKE!!! Your a pathetic freaking loser if you are saying how bad of a person he is. Assumers like you get now where in life.

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OMFG THAT IS THE BEST JOKE EVER XDXDXD

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Emma wtf are you on a morbid joke site if you are going to get triggered like a femminist?

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so funny

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Emma does not sound like a femminist. She sounds like a baby. P.S hilarious joke.

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Emma best knock it off SNOWFLAKE LMAO

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Thats a brazilian joke u fat cunt

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Amazing

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That is the best joke ever. Whats the dads name tho?

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Lit Conversation XD

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i love this it is so funny XD but Emma c'mon chill..i mean it's a joke but i'd still find it funny if someone told it to me then said it happened to someone...because im a sicko ...hello

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I posted this about 3 months after hearing it while looking for more jokes to tell at the cafeteria, and this has over 700 likes Jesus Christ.

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This has got to be the best joke ever💀

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Scuse me Emma, is a nickname of yours alwo cinderblock?

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Oh yes plz 👌

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We don't talk about the last calf, her name was 5mm.

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Emma is obviously joking and y'all stupid for not realizing that. Bunch of r.....s

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I’ve seen a video with a very similar joke before, it makes me laugh every time!

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Every time I hear this joke the object gets heavier and heavier. Next thing I know his name is going to elephants foot or the Empire State Building.

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this was a great joke, good job lol

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Oh SHUTUP EMMMA! Stop being so damn sensitive!

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soooooo fun

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This sucks

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most liked joke on media

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Hmmm how bout a baby deer called tiger teeth?

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I love this joke so much, it reminds me of the 1920s, that's when comedy was actually good. I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I drove all the way from Scranton to Philadelphia to share this joke with them! Now they're gonna come to my house instead of their aunt Francine's house for thanksgiving this year!

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Ethel! This is Francine! Why are the grand kids going over to your house this year for thanksgiving??? I made Schnitzel with noodles just for them! Oh, I get it, this is all because you didn't get invited to my nephew's barmitzvah! You aren't even related you've only seen him once and that was 5 years ago! Why are you mad??

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I'm not mad Francine, and it's not because of the barmitzvah, it's because you thew a bowl of candied yams at me at jeffery's christmas party!! I'm dissapointed.

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No, you know how rebecca loves to spread rumors, I didn't throw them at you, maureen knocked them over on accident and it almost hit your shoe. It was a real shame, it was old bobby's recipie.

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I don't care what you say, I know what happened! You did it on purpose!

F

no, Ethel you are being unreasonable, its no wonder you were left out of secret Santa last year!

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the helllllllll

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i was the 1616 like :D

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Stop messing with Emma she was just gonna shut up for the rest of her life just kidding emma it's not real just a joke