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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

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Pfffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!! Spat juice out me nose!!!!

BEST JOPKE EVER

I'm actually crying. That has to be the funniest thing ever! XD '

Why would you say something like that about an innocent cow or calf when if that happened in real life. It could really damage the brain. How would you like it if that happened to you. You would not like it would you. So apparently you are a cruel and pathetic person.

Shut up emma

It's a freaking joke Emma!!!! Why are you discriminating him if you decided to look at the jokes yourself, that's why it's called a MORBID JOKE!!! Your a pathetic freaking loser if you are saying how bad of a person he is. Assumers like you get now where in life.

OMFG THAT IS THE BEST JOKE EVER XDXDXD

Emma wtf are you on a morbid joke site if you are going to get triggered like a femminist?

Emma does not sound like a femminist. She sounds like a baby. P.S hilarious joke.

Emma best knock it off SNOWFLAKE LMAO

That is the best joke ever. Whats the dads name tho?

Lit Conversation XD

i love this it is so funny XD but Emma c'mon chill..i mean it's a joke but i'd still find it funny if someone told it to me then said it happened to someone...because im a sicko ...hello

I posted this about 3 months after hearing it while looking for more jokes to tell at the cafeteria, and this has over 700 likes Jesus Christ.

This has got to be the best joke ever💀

Scuse me Emma, is a nickname of yours alwo cinderblock?

Oh yes plz 👌

We don't talk about the last calf, her name was 5mm.

Emma is obviously joking and y'all stupid for not realizing that. Bunch of retards

I’ve seen a video with a very similar joke before, it makes me laugh every time!

Every time I hear this joke the object gets heavier and heavier. Next thing I know his name is going to elephants foot or the Empire State Building.

Oh SHUTUP EMMMA! Stop being so damn sensitive!

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Hmmm how bout a baby deer called tiger teeth?

I love this joke so much, it reminds me of the 1920s, that's when comedy was actually good. I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I drove all the way from Scranton to Philadelphia to share this joke with them! Now they're gonna come to my house instead of their aunt Francine's house for thanksgiving this year!

Ethel! This is Francine! Why are the grand kids going over to your house this year for thanksgiving??? I made Schnitzel with noodles just for them! Oh, I get it, this is all because you didn't get invited to my nephew's barmitzvah! You aren't even related you've only seen him once and that was 5 years ago! Why are you mad??

I'm not mad Francine, and it's not because of the barmitzvah, it's because you thew a bowl of candied yams at me at jeffery's christmas party!! I'm dissapointed.

No, you know how rebecca loves to spread rumors, I didn't throw them at you, maureen knocked them over on accident and it almost hit your shoe. It was a real shame, it was old bobby's recipie.

I don't care what you say, I know what happened! You did it on purpose!

no, Ethel you are being unreasonable, its no wonder you were left out of secret Santa last year!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the helllllllll

i was the 1616 like :D

Stop messing with Emma she was just gonna shut up for the rest of her life just kidding emma it's not real just a joke

Lol who thinks Ethel and Francine are the same person

@Great joke everybody knows they are the same people.

This isn’t yours I’ve seen it somewhere else before

I don’t get why she is named conderblock ;/

she is named cindeclock because a cinderclock fell on the calf's head when it was born

That was actually the funniest thing ever

Yea that was pretty good.

It was pretty good

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Emma its a fucking joke you fucking brain dead zero brain cells victoria secret face looking faild hanger abortion ugly ass cant take a joke looking ass go kill youre self soft ass

I was literally crying and thank you for this joke because I have been very depressed and suicidal and that joke made my day thank you so much!❤❤❤

Poor poor cinder block got hit by a cinderblock

this is just a rip of of my joke from 5 years ago

Everryone EMMA IS SO DUMb her parents left to get air

emma maybe see if a rope can hold you

My bff said not to send her anymore jokes but now she wants me to send this joke to her lmao