Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
