The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
what do you call holly and elenji
A couple
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
