Legit jokes

Nerd

  • Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

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  • Account

  • Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

    Property

  • It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

    But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

    Felon

  • Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

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  • Community talk

  • Fallin asleep listening to jackpot noises and casinos. I am obsessed with jackpots. and i kid you not. I legit made a slot machine my pfp somewhere..

  • Hi i just wanted to check in i guess to just say im going to take my own life tonight No im not joking im legitimately doing this shit lmao Thanks for cosmo for being nice to me sometimes , lmao. I wish i never faked my death cuz then it would seem more legit. LMAOOO anyways remember me. Yall really just distracted me when i was at a low point. Even though it probably fucked me over more than actually helped me LMFAOOO Anyways thats all i wanna say. Ily guys forever and ever. Even if yall probably groomed me :3

  • Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!