Legit jokes

Hairline

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Nerd

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Memes

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Murder

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

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  • Penaldo

    Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

    Account

    Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

    Memes

    Community

    Fallin asleep listening to jackpot noises and casinos. I am obsessed with jackpots. and i kid you not. I legit made a slot machine my pfp somewhere..

    Hi i just wanted to check in i guess to just say im going to take my own life tonight No im not joking im legitimately doing this shit lmao Thanks for cosmo for being nice to me sometimes , lmao. I wish i never faked my death cuz then it would seem more legit. LMAOOO anyways remember me. Yall really just distracted me when i was at a low point. Even though it probably fucked me over more than actually helped me LMFAOOO Anyways thats all i wanna say. Ily guys forever and ever. Even if yall probably groomed me :3

    Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!