Corpses Jokes

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral

The corpse

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious

I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute

They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.