How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!