How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
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The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
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I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
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Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
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noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
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What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
