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An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFEš¤¬š”
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Whatās the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I donāt have a garage
