Corpses jokes
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Community talk
Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
Republicans have … Read more
I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;