Corpse Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.

what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.

An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡

What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?

I don’t have a garage