Drag memes

Corner

1 year ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Change

1 year ago

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Corner

1 year ago

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Corpse

1 year ago

The image shows a first-person view, looking down at the ground, as someone is being dragged. The text on top of the image reads, "Me getting dragged by the corpse I buried at 33°67.E*98'N at 5:32 AM 3/27/2023."

Caveman

8 months ago

A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:

Rug

1 year ago

A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."

Stupid

1 year ago

Bro I found Ethan (I'm with stupid)

A digitally altered image of Peppa Pig with exaggerated makeup, including long eyelashes, glossy lips, and sparkling, long nails. She appears in front of a blurry purple background with bokeh lights.

Boy

1 year ago

A close-up image of a newspaper headline. The main text reads in large, bold font: 'PASTOR KIWEWEESI IN BUM SEX SCANDAL'. Below this, a sub-headline reads: 'Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper'. There are also small portraits of two men labeled 'ACCUSED: Kiweeweesi' and 'SHAFTED: Arinaitwe'.

Jokes

Wheelchair

2 years ago

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Dragon

5 years ago

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Mistake

3 years ago

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Drag jokes