What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Decay Jokes
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.