Decay

Decay jokes

Baby

What's red and in a corner?

A baby with a razor blade.

What's green and in a corner?

The same baby three weeks later.

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  • Necrophilia

    I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

    Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

    Bird

    Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

    Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

    Fruit

    Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

    Corpse

    What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

    A corpse, of course!

    Eyeball

    What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

    Community

    You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

    The True Dagger

    It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

    I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;