15+ Best Contrast Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Bed

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The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a very hard, uncomfortable, stone-like bed with the text “My bed when I try to sleep:”. The second picture shows a very luxurious and comfortable bed with the text “My bed when I try to wake up:”.

Clothing

Two men stand in line at the counter of a convenience store. The man on the left wears a black hoodie with a wholesome, uplifting message for the person behind him: 'Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with you in it.' The man on the right wears a black t-shirt with a vulgar message on the back: 'ONLY WHORES CAN READ THIS.' The man on the left is positioned behind the man on the right, implying he is reading the insulting message.

Meal

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

New Year

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

Hole

Sex

crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Man

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

Voice

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The image shows two side-by-side pictures of the same dog. On the left, the dog is snarling, and the text says, "My voice in real life." On the right, the dog is smiling with the text, "My customer service voice."

Anime

A photoshopped image showing Osama bin Laden sitting in a bedroom that is heavily decorated with anime posters covering the walls and ceiling. To his right is a shelf with anime figurines and stacks of manga or magazines. He is sitting on a bed that also appears to have anime-themed bedding.

Heart

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Episode

Game

A screenshot mimicking the Steam store interface. At the top, white text reads, "BECAUSE YOU PLAYED RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2." Below is the box art for the video game "Disney G-FORCE," showing a smiling, anthropomorphic hamster wearing goggles and holding a futuristic gun. The price is listed as A$ 28.95. Below the title art are several genre tags: Third-Person Shooter, Hentai, Masterpiece, and Cold War.

Fishing Rod

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Gym

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

Light

The meme shows two contrasting images of Mr. Incredible. The text at the top asks, "How to turn on a light?" On the left, the text reads, "People who know," accompanied by a brightly lit, smiling image of Mr. Incredible. On the right, the text says, "People who don't know," showing a darkened, distressed version of the same character.

Duck

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The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon ducks. The left duck is labeled "HAPPY DUCK" and wears a green shirt and baseball cap along with sunglasses. The right duck is labeled "SMUG DUCK" and wears pixelated sunglasses, has a tear, and is holding a gun, with a pile of money nearby.

Jokes

Sound

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Johnny Depp

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.